Post by MrBlarney on Feb 24, 2012 1:24:37 GMT -8
From 38thDoe: El Diablo Robotico
Hit: 8, Blok: 5, Trix: 5, Wits: 4, Luck: 8
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From AkimboLegs: Señor Finance
Hit: 1, Blok: 12, Trix: 1, Wits: 12, Luck: 4
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From Alegis: Salad Fingers
Hit: 1, Blok: 8, Trix: 9, Wits: 1, Luck: 11
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From Assuran: Samuel "Brain Dead" White
Hit: 9, Blok: 9, Trix: 1, Wits: 1, Luck: 10
Bio: Sam's been hit in the head one too many times and can hardly function in normal day to day life, but the muscle bound brute doesn't really let that bother him. Easily overlooked and constanly the butt of all the other fighters jokes for his single minded approach to fighting (hit the other guy in the face as hard as you can until he stops moving), Brain Dead somehow just keeps winning fights.
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From Baidol: Hercules Atlas Schwarzenegger
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 10, Wits: 10, Luck: 8
Bio: In the same way that gangsters will often call the local tough guy "Tiny", Oliver Manchester Olivier decided that an ironic name was the best choice for his foray into ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND UNDERGROUND FIGHTING. All of 120 lbs and 5'8", "muscles" do not accurately describe the man's stature. However, by fooling his opponents into thinking he is bigger than he is, he can surprise them by using his Wits and Trix.
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From Bedlam: El Presidente Loco
Hit: 10, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wits: 9, Luck: 1
Bio: Failing to secure his party's nomination a nobody politician decided the best way to reach an audience was through entertainment. Thus doning a luchadore match he began to influence his politics through his interviews and promos. But before he could become champion he took a few too many chair shots to the head and would up fighting to the death in Tijuana for truth, justice, and the american way!
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From CapFalcon: Mantaro Muscle
Hit: 1, Blok: 9, Trix: 1, Wit: 9, Luck: 10
Bio: Head of the branch of 4Kids entertainment that oversees the dubbing of the shows, Timothy Tyels was devastated when it was shown that random bums off the street were only incredibly horrible at voice acting when compared with actual voice actors, instead of sanity-blastingly horrible as was previously thought. More importantly, bums could be paid in sandwiches. This breakthrough caused Timothy to spiral into depression. Desperate to get enough money to actually produce decent dubs, Timothy made the only sensible choice and ran off to Mexico to beat people to death for money.
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From Cayrus: Buster Bronco
Hit: 10, Blok: 1, Trix: 1, Wit: 10, Luck: 8
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From corvidae: Lord Humongous
Hit: 9, Blok: 1, Trix: 8, Wit: 8, Luck: 4
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From Cythraul: King Hippo
Hit: 3, Blok: 10, Trix: 8, Wit: 3, Luck: 6
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From daniant: Calzones Alumbrados
Hit: 7, Blok: 6, Trix: 7, Wit: 2, Luck: 8
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From ecco the dolphin: Maximum Power
Hit: 1, Blok: 10, Trix: 10, Wit: 1, Luck: 8
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From Egos: KILLAMUNDO
Hit: 10, Blok: 5, Trix: 1, Wit: 8, Luck: 6
Bio: A man said to be the embodiment of all those slaughtered on the prison planet of Tharax 18. (yes that's all I have for fluff)..so feel free to ignore it or expand
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From FecklessRogue: Persnickety Ricky One-Eye
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wit: 9, Luck: 10
Bio: Ricky has survived until now entirely due to his incredible luck and penchant for underhanded tricks. He knows he is absolutely worthless in a fair fight, which is why he does everything in his power to avoid them. He is distinguishable by his tattered suit and his scarred over eye-socket, one a reminder of his carefree time as a Wall Street daytrader, the other a reminder of how far he has fallen. "This is just until I earn enough money to go home" he tells anyone who will listen. But he knows the truth. This is where he has come to die.
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From Flarne: The Swedish Chef
Hit: 9, Blok: 3, Trix: 6, Wit: 2, Luck: 10
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From Gaslight: El Contador
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wits: 10, Luck: 9
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From Goose!: La Parka
Hit: 9, Blok: 5, Trix: 11, Wits: 3, Luck: 2
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From I needed a name to post: Pterodactyl Man
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 10, Wits: 9, Luck: 9
Bio: PTERODACTYL MAN, THE TERRIBLE TRIASSIC TITAN, THE JUDICIOUS JURASSIC JAWBREAKER, THE CRETINOUS CRETACIOUS CRANIUM-CRACKER
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From Infidel: Inactivus
Hit: 9, Blok: 1, Trix: 1, Wits: 9, Luck: 10
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From JABMonkey: Terra Flyin'
Hit: 8, Blok: 2, Trix: 12, Wits: 2, Luck: 6
Bio: Chick wrestler who is short on the necessary funds for her next set of courses. A friend of a friend told her about these matches and she's positive she can wipe the floor with these untrained masses.
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From Kay: Flogging Molly
Hit: 9, Blok: 3, Trix: 4, Wits: 7, Luck: 7
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From Kias: The Honey Badger
Hit: 5, Blok: 12, Trix: 5, Wits: 4, Luck: 4
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From kime: The Thumb
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 7, Wits: 9, Luck: 12
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From Langly: Brunch Heartthrob
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wits: 9, Luck: 10
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From Loxx: Pete "The Wall" Johnson
Hit: 1, Blok: 10, Trix: 1, Wits: 9, Luck: 9
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From MrTLicious: The Great Wall of China
Hit: 10, Blok: 12, Trix: 1, Wits: 6, Luck: 1
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From Pharezon: Adilah Zafirah aka Maiden of Mesopotamia
Hit: 7, Blok: 4, Trix: 5, Wits: 8, Luck: 6
Bio: An Iraqi National recruited by Iranian Intelligence to serve as an Agent abroad. She was tasked with investigating the Mexican/California border, but was captured by one of the more influential narco gangs in the area and forced to fight in the Secret Tijuana Deathmatch. Beautiful and Deadly. Also wears PROTECTIVE GEAR. Possible Moves for Flavor Text: Cradle of Civilization, The Hanging Gardens, Eagle of Saladin, Hands of Victory, Code of Hammurabi, President's Hubris, WMD, Enduring Freedom, and A Tale of Two Rivers. Feel free to add anything else.
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From Phyphor: Pantalones sin Pantalones
Hit: 8, Blok: 1, Trix: 10, Wits: 1, Luck: 10
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From Ringo: The Cold Shoulder
Hit: 3, Blok: 8, Trix: 10, Wits: 3, Luck: 6
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From romanqwerty: Cornelius G Thunderbolt
Hit: 7, Blok: 7, Trix: 7, Wits: 7, Luck: 2
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From SeGaTai: Dr. Lobotomy
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 4, Wits: 12, Luck: 12
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From Shabooty: Artie "The Art of Darkness" Barowitz
Hit: 4, Blok: 4, Trix: 10, Wits: 10, Luck: 2
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From shalmelo: Los Mono Alevosamente
Hit: 5, Blok: 2, Trix: 9, Wits: 5, Luck: 9
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From Shen: Ingvard Sturm
Hit: 6, Blok: 8, Trix: 6, Wits: 9, Luck: 1
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From SLyM: Deez Chucklenuts
Hit: 8, Blok: 8, Trix: 1, Wits: 1, Luck: 12
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From Smoove Operator: Clyde "Ghostface Thrillah" Magilla
Hit: 3, Blok: 2, Trix: 8, Wits: 9, Luck: 8
Bio: Ghostface Thrilla [aka Thrilla Magilla, aka C-MAGZ, aka ThundahGhost, aka Bibby Two Ears, aka King Swiper-no-Swiping, aka ExXoN Valdeez Nuts] is a failed rapper here to put on a show for the people. Thrilla Magilla may not land a punch, and he may not always keep his guard up, but you better believe that there's going to be some creative threats thrown down before the fight.
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From sportzboytjw: Silver Son
Hit: 1, Blok: 4, Trix: 12, Wits: 1, Luck: 12
Bio: Silver Son is named for being the son of one of the early pioneers of the ring, and for having Silver hair. Pretty lame huh?
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From stever777: The Destroyah
Hit: 10, Blok: 8, Trix: 3, Wits: 3, Luck: 6
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From Tayrun: La Araña Discoteca
Hit: 1, Blok: 10, Trix: 9, Wits: 9, Luck: 1
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From Virgil_Leads_You: Bruno "El Cuchillo" Shield
Hit: 2, Blok: 2, Trix: 8, Wits: 12, Luck: 6
Bio: Bruno “El Cuchillo“ Shield is the disguise used by retired Ring Girl, Courtney Knife, to hide her participation in the ring. She wears an expensive, and heavy male “pro wrestler” fat suit, which she hides in a red, full-body jumpsuit. Her anatomy gives her an advantage against common dirty tricks in the ring. She is also quite comfortable delivering dirty blows to offset her limited strength. She seeks to achieve the glory she was due from her past 10 years in the ring.
Hit: 8, Blok: 5, Trix: 5, Wits: 4, Luck: 8
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From AkimboLegs: Señor Finance
Hit: 1, Blok: 12, Trix: 1, Wits: 12, Luck: 4
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From Alegis: Salad Fingers
Hit: 1, Blok: 8, Trix: 9, Wits: 1, Luck: 11
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From Assuran: Samuel "Brain Dead" White
Hit: 9, Blok: 9, Trix: 1, Wits: 1, Luck: 10
Bio: Sam's been hit in the head one too many times and can hardly function in normal day to day life, but the muscle bound brute doesn't really let that bother him. Easily overlooked and constanly the butt of all the other fighters jokes for his single minded approach to fighting (hit the other guy in the face as hard as you can until he stops moving), Brain Dead somehow just keeps winning fights.
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From Baidol: Hercules Atlas Schwarzenegger
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 10, Wits: 10, Luck: 8
Bio: In the same way that gangsters will often call the local tough guy "Tiny", Oliver Manchester Olivier decided that an ironic name was the best choice for his foray into ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND UNDERGROUND FIGHTING. All of 120 lbs and 5'8", "muscles" do not accurately describe the man's stature. However, by fooling his opponents into thinking he is bigger than he is, he can surprise them by using his Wits and Trix.
-----
From Bedlam: El Presidente Loco
Hit: 10, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wits: 9, Luck: 1
Bio: Failing to secure his party's nomination a nobody politician decided the best way to reach an audience was through entertainment. Thus doning a luchadore match he began to influence his politics through his interviews and promos. But before he could become champion he took a few too many chair shots to the head and would up fighting to the death in Tijuana for truth, justice, and the american way!
-----
From CapFalcon: Mantaro Muscle
Hit: 1, Blok: 9, Trix: 1, Wit: 9, Luck: 10
Bio: Head of the branch of 4Kids entertainment that oversees the dubbing of the shows, Timothy Tyels was devastated when it was shown that random bums off the street were only incredibly horrible at voice acting when compared with actual voice actors, instead of sanity-blastingly horrible as was previously thought. More importantly, bums could be paid in sandwiches. This breakthrough caused Timothy to spiral into depression. Desperate to get enough money to actually produce decent dubs, Timothy made the only sensible choice and ran off to Mexico to beat people to death for money.
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From Cayrus: Buster Bronco
Hit: 10, Blok: 1, Trix: 1, Wit: 10, Luck: 8
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From corvidae: Lord Humongous
Hit: 9, Blok: 1, Trix: 8, Wit: 8, Luck: 4
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From Cythraul: King Hippo
Hit: 3, Blok: 10, Trix: 8, Wit: 3, Luck: 6
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From daniant: Calzones Alumbrados
Hit: 7, Blok: 6, Trix: 7, Wit: 2, Luck: 8
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From ecco the dolphin: Maximum Power
Hit: 1, Blok: 10, Trix: 10, Wit: 1, Luck: 8
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From Egos: KILLAMUNDO
Hit: 10, Blok: 5, Trix: 1, Wit: 8, Luck: 6
Bio: A man said to be the embodiment of all those slaughtered on the prison planet of Tharax 18. (yes that's all I have for fluff)..so feel free to ignore it or expand
-----
From FecklessRogue: Persnickety Ricky One-Eye
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wit: 9, Luck: 10
Bio: Ricky has survived until now entirely due to his incredible luck and penchant for underhanded tricks. He knows he is absolutely worthless in a fair fight, which is why he does everything in his power to avoid them. He is distinguishable by his tattered suit and his scarred over eye-socket, one a reminder of his carefree time as a Wall Street daytrader, the other a reminder of how far he has fallen. "This is just until I earn enough money to go home" he tells anyone who will listen. But he knows the truth. This is where he has come to die.
-----
From Flarne: The Swedish Chef
Hit: 9, Blok: 3, Trix: 6, Wit: 2, Luck: 10
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From Gaslight: El Contador
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wits: 10, Luck: 9
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From Goose!: La Parka
Hit: 9, Blok: 5, Trix: 11, Wits: 3, Luck: 2
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From I needed a name to post: Pterodactyl Man
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 10, Wits: 9, Luck: 9
Bio: PTERODACTYL MAN, THE TERRIBLE TRIASSIC TITAN, THE JUDICIOUS JURASSIC JAWBREAKER, THE CRETINOUS CRETACIOUS CRANIUM-CRACKER
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From Infidel: Inactivus
Hit: 9, Blok: 1, Trix: 1, Wits: 9, Luck: 10
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From JABMonkey: Terra Flyin'
Hit: 8, Blok: 2, Trix: 12, Wits: 2, Luck: 6
Bio: Chick wrestler who is short on the necessary funds for her next set of courses. A friend of a friend told her about these matches and she's positive she can wipe the floor with these untrained masses.
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From Kay: Flogging Molly
Hit: 9, Blok: 3, Trix: 4, Wits: 7, Luck: 7
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From Kias: The Honey Badger
Hit: 5, Blok: 12, Trix: 5, Wits: 4, Luck: 4
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From kime: The Thumb
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 7, Wits: 9, Luck: 12
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From Langly: Brunch Heartthrob
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 9, Wits: 9, Luck: 10
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From Loxx: Pete "The Wall" Johnson
Hit: 1, Blok: 10, Trix: 1, Wits: 9, Luck: 9
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From MrTLicious: The Great Wall of China
Hit: 10, Blok: 12, Trix: 1, Wits: 6, Luck: 1
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From Pharezon: Adilah Zafirah aka Maiden of Mesopotamia
Hit: 7, Blok: 4, Trix: 5, Wits: 8, Luck: 6
Bio: An Iraqi National recruited by Iranian Intelligence to serve as an Agent abroad. She was tasked with investigating the Mexican/California border, but was captured by one of the more influential narco gangs in the area and forced to fight in the Secret Tijuana Deathmatch. Beautiful and Deadly. Also wears PROTECTIVE GEAR. Possible Moves for Flavor Text: Cradle of Civilization, The Hanging Gardens, Eagle of Saladin, Hands of Victory, Code of Hammurabi, President's Hubris, WMD, Enduring Freedom, and A Tale of Two Rivers. Feel free to add anything else.
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From Phyphor: Pantalones sin Pantalones
Hit: 8, Blok: 1, Trix: 10, Wits: 1, Luck: 10
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From Ringo: The Cold Shoulder
Hit: 3, Blok: 8, Trix: 10, Wits: 3, Luck: 6
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From romanqwerty: Cornelius G Thunderbolt
Hit: 7, Blok: 7, Trix: 7, Wits: 7, Luck: 2
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From SeGaTai: Dr. Lobotomy
Hit: 1, Blok: 1, Trix: 4, Wits: 12, Luck: 12
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From Shabooty: Artie "The Art of Darkness" Barowitz
Hit: 4, Blok: 4, Trix: 10, Wits: 10, Luck: 2
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From shalmelo: Los Mono Alevosamente
Hit: 5, Blok: 2, Trix: 9, Wits: 5, Luck: 9
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From Shen: Ingvard Sturm
Hit: 6, Blok: 8, Trix: 6, Wits: 9, Luck: 1
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From SLyM: Deez Chucklenuts
Hit: 8, Blok: 8, Trix: 1, Wits: 1, Luck: 12
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From Smoove Operator: Clyde "Ghostface Thrillah" Magilla
Hit: 3, Blok: 2, Trix: 8, Wits: 9, Luck: 8
Bio: Ghostface Thrilla [aka Thrilla Magilla, aka C-MAGZ, aka ThundahGhost, aka Bibby Two Ears, aka King Swiper-no-Swiping, aka ExXoN Valdeez Nuts] is a failed rapper here to put on a show for the people. Thrilla Magilla may not land a punch, and he may not always keep his guard up, but you better believe that there's going to be some creative threats thrown down before the fight.
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From sportzboytjw: Silver Son
Hit: 1, Blok: 4, Trix: 12, Wits: 1, Luck: 12
Bio: Silver Son is named for being the son of one of the early pioneers of the ring, and for having Silver hair. Pretty lame huh?
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From stever777: The Destroyah
Hit: 10, Blok: 8, Trix: 3, Wits: 3, Luck: 6
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From Tayrun: La Araña Discoteca
Hit: 1, Blok: 10, Trix: 9, Wits: 9, Luck: 1
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From Virgil_Leads_You: Bruno "El Cuchillo" Shield
Hit: 2, Blok: 2, Trix: 8, Wits: 12, Luck: 6
Bio: Bruno “El Cuchillo“ Shield is the disguise used by retired Ring Girl, Courtney Knife, to hide her participation in the ring. She wears an expensive, and heavy male “pro wrestler” fat suit, which she hides in a red, full-body jumpsuit. Her anatomy gives her an advantage against common dirty tricks in the ring. She is also quite comfortable delivering dirty blows to offset her limited strength. She seeks to achieve the glory she was due from her past 10 years in the ring.